My name is Duncan, and I'm   old. I live with my Mummy and Daddy in a house just outside a little village close to Newark. We have a big garden that our dog likes to play in, and we have 2 cats that Mummy says are always getting in trouble. I like playing outside, and Mummy says when I learn to walk she'll make Daddy build me a treehouse and swing.

Things I hate:

• Getting dressed

• Dropping my ice-pole

• Wearing socks

• Raspberries & Strawberries

I always go to see Nana (she gives me wotsits and chocolate cake when no-one is looking). And sometimes Mummy takes me to the Fun Farm, or we walk Dylan, go shopping, or see my friends. Thursdays we stay in because Uncle Jim visits before my bedtime. He's the bestest - he nearly always has presents! Bedtime is at 7pm, and I wake up between 7am and 8am for milk then nap until 9am.

• Home cooked dinners

• Driving my bouncy car

• Chasing pets around the room (they love it when I pull their hair out)

• Bathtime

• Practicing for stunt baby of the year

• Breaking mobile phones and TV remotes